The Pit of Despair http://www.pod-comic.com Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:47:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 287. BARF FOOT http://www.pod-comic.com/?p=1442 http://www.pod-comic.com/?p=1442#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:05:27 +0000 PookeyG http://www.pod-comic.com/?p=1442 287. BARF FOOT

So yeah… this happened. She army-crawled/squirmed her way to my feet, and at that point all was well. She found my big toe and all continued nicely. I noticed there was A LOT of slobber on my foot. She must have been going for the gusto I thought… No. No she was not. I looked down [...]]]> 287. BARF FOOT

So yeah… this happened.

She army-crawled/squirmed her way to my feet, and at that point all was well. She found my big toe and all continued nicely. I noticed there was A LOT of slobber on my foot. She must have been going for the gusto I thought… No. No she was not. I looked down to see an off-white mass of near-liquid nastiness pooled upon my toes. Ivy looked up at me with what I can only describe as bemused surprise. then when our eyes met she smiled.

“Look what I did, daddy!”

No matter how many times I wiped and washed, my feet felt slimy the rest of the day.

My disgusting daughter… how will I ever stay mad at her.

UPDATE
It is 9:46 am and I was trying to burp Ivy. I took the burp rag away for two seconds and in those two seconds she projectile-vomited RIGHT ON TO THE SAME FOOT.  This is almost a magic trick. I’m not even mad. That’s impressive!

(((OuT)))

Gabriel Dunston
-PookeyG-

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