The Pit of Despair

Mini comics

Issue #1

USA
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Canda
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This issue documents my first clumsy steps in the comic-creation world. It contains my journal comics and some writings from the months of February and March of 2009. Like all other minis, only 50 copies were made and they are already running out. It’s 5.5 inch width by 8.5 inch height and contains 24 photo-copied pages wrapped in a card-stock cover. It is also totally awesome.

Issue #2

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Canada
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This issue contains comics and a writing from April and May of 2009. Like all other minis, only 50 copies were made and they are already running out. It’s 5.5 inch width by 8.5 inch height and contains 24 photo-copied pages wrapped in a card-stock cover. It is also wicked cool.

Issue #3

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Canada
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This issue contains comics and a writing from June and July of 2009. Like all other minis, only 50 copies were made and they are already running out. It’s 5.5 inch width by 8.5 inch height and contains 24 photo-copied pages wrapped in a card-stock cover. It is also super sweet.

Mini-Comic 3-pack

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Canada
$5 + $3.90

BEHOLD! Your chance to own a full six months of my life! A half a year of nothing but comic toil, pregnancy, and quitting school! IT’S MEGA-RAD!

Issue #4

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Canada
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Here we have a momentous mini. Issue 4, like all the other issues, collects the next two consecutive months of my life, but with a twist. This is the very first mini to feature a hand-printed cover! Two color screen-printed by yours truly, this comic contains 24 photo-copied pages and is lovingly wrapped in a hand-printed, folded, and stapled cover (printing quality may vary). Like all other minis, only 50 copies were made and they are already running out.

Prints

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Canada
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Any and all comics can be made in to a beautiful print by your command! They are printed on 80 lb. 11 inch by 17 inch semi-glossy paper and signed at the bottom. Perfect for matting, framing, and making all of your friends jealous! Whether the comic you request is a 3-pager or a mighty strip, I will send it to you for the price above. Simply document the comic’s number and or title in the notes during check-out.

Custom Sketch Cards

In the olden days, an artist was only able to support themselves with personal commissions from nobility and royalty. Today, you have the power to be a member of that noble and royal tradition with my custom sketch-cards! Each card is lovingly drawn on kraft paper or chip-board with the subject-matter of your choosing in ink, white-out, and a shade of graphite. If you so desire, they may even include a likeness of your choosing as well.

To start, select what size of card you want, and then type as concisely as possible what you want on it. If you want the card to include a likeness (or passing likeness) of yourself or any of your friends, be sure to email me some photos to PookeyG@Gmail.com. Include the words “SKETCH CARD” in all caps and the description you wanted in the subject line so I know what image is for what card.

Off-the-wall subject matters are encouraged! Past subjects include: “Me as a zombie,” “Me walking through the Stargate,” “A maniacal peanut,” and much much more.

All sketch-cards are one of a kind. As such they are more valuable than diamonds. There will never another work of art like the one you order EVER.

5.5 x 9 inch Sketch Card $15 + $1.50 Shipping

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9.5 x 12.5 inch Sketch Card $20 + $1.50 Shipping.

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Here at the Pit of Despair, customer service is REALLY important to me. If you have any questions, comments, complaints, or compliments PLEASE let me know. PookeyG@Gmail.com